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If you missed this year’s Comic-Con (like I did), and you love Freddy Krueger (like I do), then I’ve got some bad news for you. Producer Brad Fuller is saying that the Nightmare on Elm Street footage screened for Comic-Con attendees will not be released online (or anywhere else for that matter…) any time soon.

The reason for this snubbing? The film’s release date is 9 months away and Warner Bros. thinks showing everyone the teaser now will have made interest in the film peak too early. I suppose, in some old fashioned way of thinking, this makes sense. Twenty years ago, I’d have agreed wholeheartedly. The world of movies is different today though–we’re inundated with stuff about movies from the time they start shooting until the time they hit theater screens. Between official sites, blogs, entertainment shows, and all this other new media, a movie can start the hype machine rolling much earlier (and keep it rolling much longer) than ever before.

Plus, this news begs the question “if you’re worried about that, why show it in front of all those people at Comic-Con in the first place?” Comic-Con’s a big deal now–if you’re done with the film to the point where you can show footage, then you might as well go whole hog and show it to everyone. It is, at the very least, another puzzling business decision from a studio.

In other news, STYD has learned that the reason Nightmare on Elm Street has been pushed back two weeks (from April 16th to April 30th) is because the weekend of the 30th is currently wide open as far as new releases go. There’s nothing other than Freddy opening that weekend as of today. That could (and probably will) change between now and then, but there’s an opportunity to open against less competition. It’s also right on the verge of being May–which is when the bigger summer films start invading multiplexes.

So, what have we learned from all of this? Warner Bros. is batting .500 on the business decisions concerning this film. Not airing the Comic-Con footage is boneheaded (it’s a feature length film–they could cut another teaser trailer a few months down the road and get the hype back to fever pitch again quite easily), but moving the release date actually seems shrewd.

These three new teasers for Joss Whedon’s upcoming horror film Cabin in the Woods appeared online a few days ago. I had a lot of other cool stuff to share, so I put them on the backburner until today. If you haven’t seen them already, here they are.

Each poster has a jokey tone to it–making fun of some horror film convention (hopefully ones that Whedon is planning on subverting…), but they’re pretty cool. I’d love to tell you what Cabin in the Woods is about, but no one really knows at this point. That hasn’t stopped the hype machine from buzzing about the film, but concrete details have been very hard to come by.

We can all plan for an extended stay at the Cabin in the Woods on February 5th of next year. Click the read more link to see the third poster.

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This new trailer for the sci-fi horror flick Pandorum debuted at Comic Con recently. I’m genuinelt interested in this film–looks a lot like a cross between Aliens, Event Horizon, and EA’s Dead Space games. If nothing else, the film’s visual design elements are striking.

Here’s the synopsis:

Stars Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster star as two crewmen who awaken aboard their spacecraft unaware of their mission or identities and then make a discovery that threatens the survival of mankind.

The film opens on September 18th–which puts it in direct competition with Jennifer’s Body at the box office. I can already pretty much guess how that showdown is going to play out.

I’m not really sure why anyone’s still talking about this story. If you missed it when it originally went down, basically here’s what happened. A rumor got started that Peter Jackson was talking about making a film entitled The Christ Must Die!–a movie about Nazi zombies sent back in time to kill Jesus. The logic behind him doing this revolved around the fact that there was an elaborate biblical era set sitting unused and it seemed like a waste to let it just rot.

The internet exploded when the story came out (I’d love to see Jackson make this movie–but c’mon…) and a few days later it was essentially debunked. Like all good rumors, it seems to have taken on a life of its own (this blog still gets a lot of hits from search engine queries on the film)–but maybe we can put it to bed once and for all.

The guys at Bloody-Disgusting got a chance to speak with Jackson at Comic Con last night and the topic of The Christ Must Die came up. Jackson told everyone in attendance that the rumor was not true and quickly moved on to other topics. If the guy supposedly making the film says it’s not real, then I think we can officially file this in the rumor category and move on with our lives. Now can people stop asking me about it?

I’ve been looking forward to Dave Parker’s The Hills Run Red for awhile now. I like Parker’s earlier work (I’m in the minority, but I think The Dead Hate the Living is a good zombie flick and was honestly ahead of its time), the screenplay was written by one of my favorite authors (David J. Schow–one of splatterpunk’s founding fathers) and I’m always interested in films/books that revolve around movies and novels that make people do crazy things (e.g. Carpenter’s Cigarette Burns episode of Masters of Horror and his film In the Mouth of Madness). So, I’m pretty excited to finally bring you the trailer (courtesy of IGN) and some other info about the film’s September debut.

The trailer speaks for itself. You can check it out below (or peep the high-res version here). I’ll say that finally seeing has made me more eager to view the finished product.

And when might that happen? Mark September 29th on your calendar because that’s when you’ll be able to grab the DVD. The disc is set to retail for $19.98 and will feature the film, a commentary track with director Parker, screenwriter David Schow, and producer Robert Meyer Burnett. The disc will also come with a featurette entitled It’s Not Real Until You Shoot It: The Making of The Hills Run Red.

September is shaping up to be a great month for DVDs.

Bloody-Disgusting scored a new Jennifer’s Body photo, and if you guessed Megan Fox is the focal point of said picture, give yourself a pat on the back or something.

The latest snapshot shows Fox putting the moves on one of her potential victims (and I don’t mean giving him a deke or abusing him with the crossover…). In the film, she plays a young woman possessed by a demon with a taste for men. The script was written by Juno’s Diablo Cody.

Aside from the photo, BD also has a short interview with co-star Kyle Gallner about his role in the film.

Jennifer’s Body sashays into theaters on September 18th.

I’m not even sure if I should be covering the Jonah Hex movie anymore. The comic always had supernatural horror overtones to it, but the movie has reportedly excised a lot of that material in favor of being a more traditional western (or as traditional a western as you can be featuring a guy running aorund with a mangled face…). So, who knows if this is even really going to have any sort of horror element to it all?

That being said, here’s the new poster. Josh Brolin is Hex, Megan Fox is a prostitute, and both are featured prominently for your examination.

Comic Con news is pouring in already…and today we’ve got Saw goodies for all the Jigsaw disciples out there.

The biggest news is the unveiling of the first teaser trailer. It doesn’t tell us much of anything about this installment’s story (but really, don’t we all kinda know what these movies are about by this point?), but you should still check it out below.

Saw VI isn’t even out yet, but that doesn’t mean the guys behind the scenes aren’t already thinking about Saw VII. I posted a story a few days back stating that screenwriters Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton were working on the script for the next film, and now there’s news circulating that David Hackl will return to the director’s chair. This is a weird choice, given that Hackl was responsible for Saw V–a film almost universally regarded as the worst entry in the franchise.

Watch live video from Saw VI on Justin.tv