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SXSW has brought us a ton of Predators goodies, but my favorite is this teaser poster (pictured above–click for the larger version). It’s simple, elegant, and very cool. Between this and the behind the scenes clip that Robert Rodriguez debuted over the weekend, I’m starting to get more excited about the prospects of this film.

Here’s the breakdown for the film–which hits theaters on July 9th. Expect a teaser trailer for the film on March 18th!

“Predators, a bold new chapter in the Predator universe, shot under the creative auspices of Robert Rodriguez, stars Adrien Brody as Royce, a mercenary who reluctantly leads a group of elite warriors who come to realize they’ve been brought together on an alien planet … as prey. With the notable exception of a disgraced physician, they are all cold-blooded killers – mercenaries, Yakuza, convicts, death squad members – human “predators” that are now being systematically hunted and eliminated by a new breed of alien Predators.”

The marketing department for Platinum Dunes’ remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street is kicking things into high gear. We’ve had set reports, a new trailer, and assorted other goodies over the past few weeks–and today we get a new character banner featuring none other than Mr. Krueger himself.

I like this piece of advertising–but I will say that it confirms what I hadn’t realized until recently: Jackie Earle Haley is really fucking short. I’m not saying that because Rooney Mara looks huge (I understand the concept of foreground and perspective–thank you Intro to Humanities!) but because looking at Haley in this pic makes it pretty clear he’s a thin and tiny guy. I’ve got no problem with that–Englund wasn’t big either and he made it work–but I’m just finally noticing that this guy is a lot smaller than I realized.

Anyway, enough of my pointless digressions about Jackie Earle Haley being smaller than I thought. Check out the new banner above (click for a larger version) and expect lots more Elm Street news between now and April 30th.

We’re creeping ever closer to the April release of Platinum Dunes’ Nightmare on Elm Street remake and the buzz is starting to build. Some of the larger sites posted reports from their set visits yesterday and then last night saw the debut of the new one sheet for the film. Peep it out above.

The Samuel Bayer directed remake finds Jackie Earle Haley taking on the role of Freddy Krueger. Rooney Mara is your new Nancy. Some still released on foreign sites yesterday have me more interested in the project–mostly because it appears as though Bayer and company have tried to recreate some of the iconic scenes from the original.

As far as the poster goes, I like it. Now let’s hope the movie can exceed my already low expectations…

With After Dark’s latest Horrorfest right around the corner (January 29th), it’s about time we hear what the final film featured in the “8 Films to Die For” is this year. In case the title of this post didn’t give it away, it’s Chris Moore’s Kill Theory. That’s the official poster art above.

The film sounds like your traditional slasher flick, but with a slight variation. College kids head out to the woods and run into your standard issue psychopath. Rather than having said psycho knock off the kids one by one, Kill Theory instead forces the victims to take part in an unpleasant game where they’re forced to kill each other in hopes of surviving. It’s kinda like Kinji Fukasaku’s Battle Royale crossed with Friday the 13th.

I try to keep my expectations in check when it comes to films, but I have to say that this year’s Horrorfest is really caught my interest. The Graves, Dread, Final Exam, and Kill Theory all sound like potential winners–which is a step up from previous years. Whether they all turn out to be good remains to be seen, but I’m actually looking forward to seeing the festival’s selections this year.

Expect reviews on this and the other entries sometime in February.

Now that Ti West’s House of the Devil has demonstrated there’s an audience for modern day horror styled after exploitation films from the ’70s and ’80s, I suspect we’ll see a lot more new genre offerings taking playing up the “retro” look in their advertising and presentation. I can’t say for sure that’s what’s happened with The Violent Kind, but looking at the one sheet above, it’s clear that the Butcher Brothers have gone back to the past for inspiration. I’m cool with that–I miss the art and films of that era.

The poster has the faux aged look and visual design of countless low-budget flicks from the golden era, plus it has lots of blood, which is always a plus.

STYD scored an official synopsis for the film. Here it is:

Troubled Cody (Cory Knauf), a second-generation member of a violent and notorious Nor-Cal biker gang, rides out with his friends to party at a cabin located deep within the redwood forest. At the end of the wild evening, things take a turn for the worse when Cody’s ex-girlfriend Michelle (Tiffany Shepis) is discovered wandering aimlessly and covered in blood, screaming and convulsing as if she were possessed by something unworldly. Cody and the others try desperately to help Michelle while stuck in the middle of nowhere, but their plans are quickly ruined when another malicious gang, seemingly from the 1950s, shows up “looking for a few kicks…the violent kind.” However, this ominous “Rockabilly” gang is not there to pick a fight. They want what’s mysteriously growing inside of Michelle – something very evil and powerful – and they will stop at nothing to get it!

Arrow in the Head scored a first look at the newest poster for Yannick Dahan and Benjamin Rocher’s French zombie film, The Horde–and I’m more excited than ever for this film. That’s the new poster above–you can find the stills here.

Basically, the film has cops and gangsters battling it out in an apartment building when a zombie outbreak occurs. With this new variable in play, they must form an uneasy alliance if they wish to survive the undead onslaught. The film has played some festivals, but there are currently no announced plans to bring it to North America. Let’s hope they remedy that situation soon.

Thank Christ Christmas is over. My holiday was about as awful as expected and going three days with nothing to really post here at the site made me antsy. Now that it’s over for another year (and let’s hope 2010 is an improvement over 2009 here at Casa de Bracken) we can finally get back to business.

Remember a few months back when I posted a picture of the first poster for Blackout? No? Me either, really. The only reason I remember it at all is because we made such a big deal about it being a rip-off of the poster for Feast. I don’t think the people behind the film cared much (any press is better than no press at all…), because they never said anything about it.

Anyway, they’ve now come out with a new poster (yes, that’s it above) and it features the creature (like the first one-sheet) but removes the victim. I don’t know what to make of it really–it looks kinda cool, but I can’t shake the feeling that it also looks kinda cheap at the same time. I mean, it’s a monster on a white background…that seems odd to me.

Enough of my bitching, though. Here’s the plot synopsis for the film.

When an apartment building’s lights go out mysteriously, all of the tenants put aside their problems and band together to get to the bottom of the city-wide blackout. Deep in the basement of the high-rise, a hideous breed of monster hatches and begins to wreak havoc. Everyone must find a way to kill the bloodthirsty creatures and survive the darkness before they destroy the world.

One of my favorite low budget films of the past few years was Outpost–because I’m a sucker for all things Nazi and zombie. It’s not a flawless film, but I found it to be surprisingly engaging and definitely recommend it to anyone who likes military-themed horror flicks. Because of my love for the film, few people were more excited than me when a sequel was announced.

It’s been a few months since we’ve heard any news concerning the film, but yesterday finally the saw the arrival of the film’s newest poster. My early impressions? I’m digging the hell out of it.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, peep this official synopsis for the film:

The year is 1945, the closing stages of WW2, and a German scientist by the name of Klausener is working on frightening new technology with the power to create an immortal Nazi army. Flash forward to present day, and a NATO task force is hurriedly deployed to Eastern Europe, where a sinister enemy appears to be mercilessly killing everything in its path. But this is no ordinary foe. Only Helena, a gutsy investigator on the trail of notorious war-criminal Klausener, accepts the reality of what they are facing, a battalion of Nazi Storm-Troopers, a veritable zombie army on the march. With the help of Wallace, a man who’s been chasing Nazi secrets for years, the two of them team up with a Special Forces Unit to venture deep behind enemy lines. Their mission to fight their way back to the source of this evil army and prevent the seemingly inevitable rise of the 4th Reich.

Outpost II: Black Sun begins shooting early next year. Check out more concept art at the official website.

Fresh off its debut at Austin’s Butt-Numb-a-Thon event (I really need to get to Austin one of these days…), here’s a clean, unwatermarked look at the poster for Adam Green’s highly anticipated follow up to Hatchet, Frozen.

I’m no marketing or design guy, but I like this poster. At the very least, they didn’t go out and rip off some other bigger and more popular movie. There’s not much else to say about it, so here’s a plot breakdown for the film, which opens on February 5th. Click on the image to see a much larger version.

A typical day on the slopes turns into a chilling nightmare for three snowboarders when they get stranded on the chairlift before their last run. As the ski patrol switches off the night lights, they realize with growing panic that they’ve been left behind dangling high off the ground with no way down.

With the resort closed until the following weekend and frostbite and hypothermia already setting in, the trio is forced to take desperate measures to escape off the mountain before they freeze to death. Once they make their move, they discover with horror that they have much more to fear than just the frigid cold. As they combat unexpected obstacles, they start to question if their will to survive is strong enough to overcome the worst ways to die?

The guys over at Shock landed the exclusive debut of this poster for Dominic Sena’s Season of the Witch a few days ago, but now a nice unwatermarked image is available–so I’m posting it here in case you missed it.

The film stars Nic Cage and Ron Perlman. Here’s the plot breakdown:

As the Black Plague rages across 14th century Europe, one brave knight Lavey, is tasked with transporting a girl suspected of being the witch who caused the pandemic to trial. Believing she is wrongly accused, Lavey and a group of wary followers fight through a mystical and treacherous landscape to a hallowed place where her innocence can be proved and Europe’s curse can be lifted. Unbeknownst to Lavey, even darker forces await them…

You can check out the official trailer here. If you want to learn more, check out the film’s official website–which has just opened for business. The film debuts in theaters on March 19th.